Are you sure you're old enough to do a tubal ligation? I'll have 'em tied tighter than a duck's ass. The Boy Scouts of America have begun employing their knot tying skills in creative ways.

James Aldag Duncan Lathlin
D D Igor Lys
Auguste Archer Dan Pappas
Tyler Billmeyer Sean Peterson
Erik Blomberg Elizabeth Schmid
Jeremiah Brockman Shibby Says
Daniel Crouch Nikolai Thunes
Brandon DeLamp Alexander von Wahlberg
Paul Ferguson Brian Zimmerman
Johan Wiik Sander De Groote
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