I got a few requests on how to draw Rock and Roll Panda, so I thought I'd post an easy to follow step by step on how it's done. Rock and Roll Panda is pretty simple to do and once you read this you'll be drawing pandas all over the damn place. No blank surface will be safe.

Step 1.

First you have to draw in those famous glasses of his.

Step 2.

Next you have draw in his famous nose and don't forget to shade everything in!

Step 3.

Okay, here comes the tricky part! It's time to draw in the mouth, and make sure to make the teeth extra pointy and horrifying. If you don't it's going to look all fucked up.

Step 4.

The last and most crucial step, you have to draw in his signature cigar to show he means business and business is good. It also shows kids that it's cool to smoke cigars.

The Final Product!

If you followed all the steps carefully you should have a final product that closely resembles the drawing below. If it doesn't... well you fucking suck. Put down that pen, you don't deserve to wield it.

Well, I've been back from my Yellowstone trip for a while now so I GUESS I should mention something about it. It was very pretty, I saw many things, and no.. I wasn't the guy who got killed by a bear. I didn't actually see a bear out in the wild, just in captivity in a mini zoo near the park (Yeah, a caged bear next to a wildlife refuge..). It was a great trip and I'm glad I went. Met a lot of DISTANT relatives, and they were a neat bunch of folks.

ALSO - The other day I finally got around to watching "The Human Centipede." I'm not sure what centipedes the makers have seen, but to me it looked more like a three way rim job train session with a German Christopher Walken yelling at them. Not scary, not gory, not entertaining.

I'm heading on another adventure! Destination: Yellowstone National Park. I went there once before when I was a wee lad, but my memory is a little hazy (combination of being young and a possible drugging). I expect to see many wondrous natural delights like Old Faithful and and.. sticks. Flying over for a family reunion for the next five days, so my internet access mayyy be a little limited in the great outdoors. As always though, I'll make sure all comics get uploaded on schedule (satellites and magic). Don't worry, I'll be sure to bring back some souvenirs. Maybe like a bear... and some sticks.