Today's breakfast consists of some chocolaty donut stick things left over from a couple days ago that I got for free from Pizza Hut dipped in Hershey chocolate syrup, and a 20oz Throwback Mountain Dew made with REAL sugar. I wish I could just figure out a way to slip some bacon into this equation.

Today's comic is an important piece in my winding comics artist career. This was the first comic I seriously started making about four years ago in high school in a little art sketch pad.

I made about fifty comics starring those two pickle looking guys with the simple names left for the guy on the left and right for the guy on the right, respectively. The only thing differentiating the two are a pair of fancy boots and a bow tie.

Making those comics is what really set the style for any future comics I made from the artistic approach of the faces to the humor and timing of my comics.

I'm really glad to bring them back and have them be a part of this site, because lord knows we need more stick figure comics out there.

When you think of tropical fruit, what do you think of? Something exotic like a mango, right?

Well last night I was doing some late night juice box shopping and Hi-C caught my eye because of its incredible cheapness. One flavor was Fruit Punch, and another was Tropical Punch.

I wanted to know what the hell the difference is between these 'punches.' Apparently all you need for fruit punch is pineapples and oranges. That's not so much a fruit punch as it is pineappple-orange juice.

So what's the magical ingredient that turns pineapple-orange juice into 'tropical punch?' Pears. Flippin' Pears. Pear + Pineapple + Orange = Tropical. Write that down.