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Posted October 14, 2016 at 4:20pm
Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, kids started wearing ball caps SIDEWAYS for God's sake!
 
Posted October 13, 2016 at 1:44pm
I miss the old days. You used to love ripping my liver out. We had a good thing going.
 
Posted October 7, 2016 at 6:54am
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Sloppy.
 
Posted October 5, 2016 at 7:22am
Take pride in your short-comings for Pete's sake!
 
Posted October 3, 2016 at 11:04am
Aw yea! Monday! Even better!
 
Posted September 29, 2016 at 6:36am
I know bees are important, but pandas don't buzz around my head and try to sting me!
 
Posted September 27, 2016 at 8:39am
I tried to race in the Kentucky Derby, but I lost by a nose.
 
Posted September 24, 2016 at 8:37am
How is your tie even staying on right now?
 
Posted September 22, 2016 at 8:40am
Galileo was right. Centuries of technological advancements and we still can't see his tiny dick.
 
Posted September 20, 2016 at 7:15am
Well... I should've mastered writing a funny description by now...
 
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