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Posted October 27, 2011 at 9:48pm
Wow, this is definitely going on the fridge.
 
Posted October 25, 2011 at 10:14pm
Maybe these man-eating fleas have the answer.
 
Posted October 23, 2011 at 11:49pm
So I was delivering a sausage pizza..
 
Posted October 20, 2011 at 9:40pm
..and stuff.
 
Posted October 18, 2011 at 10:59pm
Apparently the weight really starts falling off after you die.
 
Posted October 17, 2011 at 12:37am
He's gonna find out if you're naughty or a total fag.
 
Posted October 14, 2011 at 7:44am
I need to stop eating KFC before delivering babies.
 
Posted October 11, 2011 at 11:07pm
Well, I inherited the disease from my father so I guess you're... half right.
 
Posted October 10, 2011 at 9:02am
"I fucking hate goats." - The Sun
 
Posted October 6, 2011 at 9:24pm
*head bob* *head bob* *head bob*