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Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:21am
I'm sick of these cheap, Chinese knock-off barrels they're selling these days.
 
Posted March 30, 2012 at 3:57am
Last week he sneezed and laser-eyed Grandma.
 
Posted March 27, 2012 at 9:26pm
WOULD YOU LEAVE ALREADY??
 
Posted March 26, 2012 at 1:14am
Welcome to General Horse Hospital. All leg injuries report directly to morgue.
 
Posted March 23, 2012 at 2:29am
I let them tie my shoes once. That was three months ago. Still haven't gotten them off.
 
Posted March 20, 2012 at 8:57pm
We'll start tomorrow.
 
Posted March 18, 2012 at 9:26pm
Chop shops worked a little differently in the old west.
 
Posted March 16, 2012 at 1:10am
And the Lord warned Abraham, "thou shalt not stick thine penis in cray cray."
 
Posted March 14, 2012 at 1:10am
AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
 
Posted March 12, 2012 at 3:17am
I like hands.
 
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