Posted April 6, 2012 at 10:11am
"So then the doctor came back with the diagnoses, I had diabete-SEX"
Posted April 4, 2012 at 1:18am
And you thought you were safe on land far from any body of water.
Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:21am
I'm sick of these cheap, Chinese knock-off barrels they're selling these days.
Posted March 30, 2012 at 3:57am
Last week he sneezed and laser-eyed Grandma.
Posted March 27, 2012 at 9:26pm
Posted March 26, 2012 at 1:14am
Welcome to General Horse Hospital. All leg injuries report directly to morgue.
Posted March 23, 2012 at 2:29am
I let them tie my shoes once. That was three months ago. Still haven't gotten them off.
Posted March 20, 2012 at 8:57pm
We'll start tomorrow.
Posted March 18, 2012 at 9:26pm
Chop shops worked a little differently in the old west.
Posted March 16, 2012 at 1:10am
And the Lord warned Abraham, "thou shalt not stick thine penis in cray cray."
James Aldag Roy Klein
Chris Aljoudi Duncan Lathlin
Auguste Archer Igor Lys
Elizabeth Barrington Lola McDonald
Tyler Billmeyer Dan Pappas
Erik Blomberg Sean Peterson
Jeremiah Brockman Elizabeth Schmid
Daniel Crouch Shibby Says
Brandon DeLamp Nikolai Thunes
Paul Ferguson Alexander von Wahlberg
Brandon Graham Brian Zimmerman
Fedor Indutny Sander De Groote