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Posted February 24, 2012 at 2:09am
I can usually get about two weeks out of it before I have to wash it.
Posted February 21, 2012 at 10:32pm
Unless it's country. Nobody should have to listen to that.
Posted February 19, 2012 at 7:53pm
Does anyone else ever stub their toe?
Posted February 17, 2012 at 12:17am
You see, it's okay for me to say you're not fat and it's not okay for you to be okay with being fat, okay?
Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:56pm
Our bro-love was a bro-love of true love.
Posted February 13, 2012 at 12:33am
It's the tiny tears the onions excrete as you cut them that makes you cry.
Posted February 10, 2012 at 3:09am
Oh the wild adventures public bathrooms will take you on.
Posted February 8, 2012 at 12:39am
You didn't capture my masculine cheekbones quite right either.
Posted February 5, 2012 at 9:48pm
So now that you've won the hearts of the nation, everyone is dying to know "What's with the dweeby vest?"
Posted February 3, 2012 at 12:11am
Eww, what's up with that big, nasty red spot?