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Posted March 9, 2012 at 12:39am
I'm never playing double dutch again.
 
Posted March 6, 2012 at 10:53pm
A childhood fantasy.
 
Posted March 4, 2012 at 10:38pm
"Honey, I don't think she's respecting the belt."
 
Posted March 2, 2012 at 2:21am
Fat free and stays crunchy in milk!
 
Posted February 28, 2012 at 10:06pm
See, that's the problem with androgynous stick figures. If I'm supposed to be a dude, at least have the decency to give me proper anatomy.
 
Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:33pm
You think going into a coma is going to get you out of this one?
 
Posted February 24, 2012 at 2:09am
I can usually get about two weeks out of it before I have to wash it.
 
Posted February 21, 2012 at 10:32pm
Unless it's country. Nobody should have to listen to that.
 
Posted February 19, 2012 at 7:53pm
Does anyone else ever stub their toe?
 
Posted February 17, 2012 at 12:17am
You see, it's okay for me to say you're not fat and it's not okay for you to be okay with being fat, okay?