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Posted April 11, 2012 at 12:51am
 
Posted April 8, 2012 at 11:57pm
We've just been sitting here burning sticks while you were gone.
 
Posted April 6, 2012 at 10:11am
"So then the doctor came back with the diagnoses, I had diabete-SEX"
 
Posted April 4, 2012 at 1:18am
And you thought you were safe on land far from any body of water.
 
Posted April 2, 2012 at 1:21am
I'm sick of these cheap, Chinese knock-off barrels they're selling these days.
 
Posted March 30, 2012 at 3:57am
Last week he sneezed and laser-eyed Grandma.
 
Posted March 27, 2012 at 9:26pm
WOULD YOU LEAVE ALREADY??
 
Posted March 26, 2012 at 1:14am
Welcome to General Horse Hospital. All leg injuries report directly to morgue.
 
Posted March 23, 2012 at 2:29am
I let them tie my shoes once. That was three months ago. Still haven't gotten them off.
 
Posted March 20, 2012 at 8:57pm
We'll start tomorrow.