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Posted April 24, 2012 at 10:49pm
Just so stressed about standing around here with you all the time doing nothing. I can't take it!
Posted April 23, 2012 at 1:11am
The second rule: Don't talk about Pillow Fight Club.
Posted April 20, 2012 at 1:17am
You think I'd stop agreeing to these dates, but you guys have the best bread sticks.
Posted April 17, 2012 at 11:02pm
You give off a lot of body heat, fyi.
Posted April 15, 2012 at 9:24pm
You do use a little course language so I guess this makes sense.
Posted April 13, 2012 at 5:43pm
French Butterfly Kisses are freaky.
Posted April 11, 2012 at 12:51am
Posted April 8, 2012 at 11:57pm
We've just been sitting here burning sticks while you were gone.
Posted April 6, 2012 at 10:11am
"So then the doctor came back with the diagnoses, I had diabete-SEX"
Posted April 4, 2012 at 1:18am
And you thought you were safe on land far from any body of water.