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Posted February 8, 2012 at 12:39am
You didn't capture my masculine cheekbones quite right either.
 
Posted February 5, 2012 at 9:48pm
So now that you've won the hearts of the nation, everyone is dying to know "What's with the dweeby vest?"
 
Posted February 3, 2012 at 12:11am
Eww, what's up with that big, nasty red spot?
 
Posted February 1, 2012 at 12:24am
Back to back action.
 
Posted January 29, 2012 at 11:42pm
If it wasn't for your dribbling skills you'd be off the team!
 
Posted January 26, 2012 at 10:40pm
Don't go thinking this ONE time makes you right.
 
Posted January 24, 2012 at 9:38pm
What's the matter, you don't want to watch me cut my own face?
 
Posted January 22, 2012 at 9:02pm
Let us all travel back to 1980 when this joke would still have been relevant.
 
Posted January 19, 2012 at 11:43pm
I could die first if you really want to play this game with me puppy.
 
Posted January 17, 2012 at 11:33pm
It's entirely a series of random events.