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Posted March 2, 2012 at 2:21am
Fat free and stays crunchy in milk!
 
Posted February 28, 2012 at 10:06pm
See, that's the problem with androgynous stick figures. If I'm supposed to be a dude, at least have the decency to give me proper anatomy.
 
Posted February 26, 2012 at 8:33pm
You think going into a coma is going to get you out of this one?
 
Posted February 24, 2012 at 2:09am
I can usually get about two weeks out of it before I have to wash it.
 
Posted February 21, 2012 at 10:32pm
Unless it's country. Nobody should have to listen to that.
 
Posted February 19, 2012 at 7:53pm
Does anyone else ever stub their toe?
 
Posted February 17, 2012 at 12:17am
You see, it's okay for me to say you're not fat and it's not okay for you to be okay with being fat, okay?
 
Posted February 14, 2012 at 10:56pm
Our bro-love was a bro-love of true love.
 
Posted February 13, 2012 at 12:33am
It's the tiny tears the onions excrete as you cut them that makes you cry.
 
Posted February 10, 2012 at 3:09am
Oh the wild adventures public bathrooms will take you on.