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Posted June 4, 2012 at 8:56am
Posted June 1, 2012 at 8:57am
I learned a valuable lesson today. Now where was I... four... five...
Posted May 29, 2012 at 11:57pm
Thank you for allowing me the honor of feeling such softness.
Posted May 28, 2012 at 10:30am
Do you at least have a "SAVING THE WORLD" discount? Maybe.. 10% off keychains or something..
Posted May 25, 2012 at 3:24pm
This is dog reporting to the mothership; humans are obsessed with collecting my bodily waste.
Posted May 22, 2012 at 9:29pm
I triple dog dare you to live a more fulfilling life and help others.
Posted May 20, 2012 at 11:21pm
My lucky numbers are: 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6.
Posted May 18, 2012 at 6:31pm
It's only a matter of time before Nascar fans realize their true power.
Posted May 15, 2012 at 10:02pm
You didn't happen to kiss a blue bird by chance? I've heard it "gets around."
Posted May 14, 2012 at 12:51am
On second thought, I wouldn't mind having a few more of these things.