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Posted May 9, 2012 at 1:33am
I still don't know how you got me up in the air and falling without me knowing. You're a crafty one.
 
Posted May 7, 2012 at 1:19am
Meta Tongue.
 
Posted May 4, 2012 at 10:15am
Now imagine yourself being supervised while your dad and I go out tonight.
 
Posted May 1, 2012 at 11:33pm
This party sucks. I knew we should have picked up some ro, sham, and bo.
 
Posted April 30, 2012 at 12:30am
When thoughts of fisting start blossoming in your head, then you know she's the one.
 
Posted April 27, 2012 at 10:39am
Just when you think you're the only guy on the block with a blue egg shirt.
 
Posted April 24, 2012 at 10:49pm
Just so stressed about standing around here with you all the time doing nothing. I can't take it!
 
Posted April 23, 2012 at 1:11am
The second rule: Don't talk about Pillow Fight Club.
 
Posted April 20, 2012 at 1:17am
You think I'd stop agreeing to these dates, but you guys have the best bread sticks.
 
Posted April 17, 2012 at 11:02pm
You give off a lot of body heat, fyi.