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Posted July 6, 2012 at 10:11am
I am sure this would be delicious if I had a tongue.
Posted July 4, 2012 at 11:36am
I think something is broken with the hot tub.
Posted July 2, 2012 at 8:11am
Good thing we have three hearts, right?
Posted June 26, 2012 at 10:17pm
Worst part is, apparently these things last forever.
Posted June 25, 2012 at 4:04pm
Posted June 21, 2012 at 6:44pm
I think I should have wore knee pads.
Posted June 19, 2012 at 9:59pm
Well that one cloud looks like a blazing inferno and pain.
Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:00pm
Oh gosh, are mouse traps gluten-free?
Posted June 8, 2012 at 12:00am
"Related video of a Giraffe with a Hula Hoop? Why not..."
Posted June 6, 2012 at 8:58pm
So I guess you're going to stop worrying about me now that the joke is over? I'm still bleeding. Somebody help me.