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Posted August 9, 2017 at 9:38am
Hey guys, it's me. The alien. I heard your destroying your own planet now. How could you do that with such a cute widdle guy on it!
 
Posted August 7, 2017 at 10:44am
You ask me this every single day.
 
Posted August 2, 2017 at 1:17pm
I'd drive, but my car was repossessed.
 
Posted July 28, 2017 at 3:07pm
This is all I got, lady.
 
Posted July 26, 2017 at 7:24am
Marvelous Shirt in my shop now: http://mrlovenstein.spreadshirt.com/
 
Posted July 25, 2017 at 10:40am
I went to Australia and all I got was this lousy STD.
 
Posted July 21, 2017 at 8:01am
You are what you eat man.
 
Posted July 19, 2017 at 8:53am
"I was spanked as a child and I turned out just fine!"
- Very good person
 
Posted July 14, 2017 at 11:00am
You already took my balloon you bully!
 
Posted July 12, 2017 at 9:07am
Delivering door to door ass whoopins.
 
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