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Posted August 10, 2012 at 9:20am
I hope she appreciates my ability to pick things out from a limited selection of similar looking things.
 
Posted August 8, 2012 at 12:48am
How do I keep my sunglasses stuck to the back of my head? Two words: More pork fat.
 
Posted August 5, 2012 at 11:52pm
Hipsters will pass, but don't fret. There will always be a new group for us to hate.
 
Posted August 3, 2012 at 11:36am
I remembered how flammable humans are.
 
Posted July 31, 2012 at 11:00pm
This wouldn't happen to be one of those flying fucks, would it?
 
Posted July 30, 2012 at 6:50pm
Well anyway, next you will want to put your bed over the stain.
 
Posted July 27, 2012 at 10:42am
Are you talking about the hot one or the one in the coma?
 
Posted July 25, 2012 at 5:24pm
Some sort of... tiny nudist colony.
 
Posted July 23, 2012 at 7:43pm
This comic was sponsored by Proctor and Gamble. Proctor and Gamble - "Get away with fucking anything."
 
Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:15pm
After he wakes up from his nap, we are going to see a real dead body!