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Posted December 3, 2012 at 8:50pm
Would you mind eating the rest of my cookie? I'm full already.
 
Posted November 30, 2012 at 6:13pm
Be gone. I have no further use for you.
 
Posted November 28, 2012 at 8:51pm
Could have swore we left it next to my assless chaps.
 
Posted November 25, 2012 at 7:54pm
How will I ever be as suave as you Grandma?
 
Posted November 23, 2012 at 11:52am
Do you really need to eat baby food too? My god!

Hey it's a free country I eat what I want!
 
Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:18pm
Maybe if not wine, definitely orgies.
 
Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:31pm
Why don't you do something actually helpful and get me some chocolate covered bacon ice cream.
 
Posted November 16, 2012 at 3:32am
Gentleman Rules: Patiently gawk while your opponent powers up.
 
Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:54am
This is getting rather stale, mate.
 
Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:34pm
It's still bonerific though. I'm not takin' it back.
 
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