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Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:55pm
I'm a woman with needs. I need a more. At least a whole leg.
 
Posted August 22, 2012 at 8:08am
We were drawn without genitalia in an endless, empty void. Great. Just great.
 
Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:29am
May Rock and Roll Panda be with you forever.
 
Posted August 17, 2012 at 1:27pm
299 fingers and a bitch ain't one.
 
Posted August 15, 2012 at 12:36am
I guess I'll try the time and temperature guy again..
 
Posted August 12, 2012 at 11:46pm
So are they supposed to have some sort of.. nose holes?
 
Posted August 10, 2012 at 9:20am
I hope she appreciates my ability to pick things out from a limited selection of similar looking things.
 
Posted August 8, 2012 at 12:48am
How do I keep my sunglasses stuck to the back of my head? Two words: More pork fat.
 
Posted August 5, 2012 at 11:52pm
Hipsters will pass, but don't fret. There will always be a new group for us to hate.
 
Posted August 3, 2012 at 11:36am
I remembered how flammable humans are.