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Posted November 28, 2012 at 8:51pm
Could have swore we left it next to my assless chaps.
Posted November 25, 2012 at 7:54pm
How will I ever be as suave as you Grandma?
Posted November 23, 2012 at 11:52am
Do you really need to eat baby food too? My god!

Hey it's a free country I eat what I want!
Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:18pm
Maybe if not wine, definitely orgies.
Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:31pm
Why don't you do something actually helpful and get me some chocolate covered bacon ice cream.
Posted November 16, 2012 at 3:32am
Gentleman Rules: Patiently gawk while your opponent powers up.
Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:54am
This is getting rather stale, mate.
Posted November 12, 2012 at 7:34pm
It's still bonerific though. I'm not takin' it back.
Posted November 9, 2012 at 8:53am
The proof is in the puttin... on... of a mask.
Posted November 7, 2012 at 6:48pm
Day 1: What the shit am I doing here?