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Posted June 19, 2013 at 6:01pm
Fuck, offshore drilling is awesome.
Posted June 17, 2013 at 6:42pm
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily.
Posted June 14, 2013 at 7:30pm
On one hand, I've acquired a ton of shit. On the other hand, everything smells like piss now.
Posted June 12, 2013 at 7:07pm
No, the tumor behind the first tumor.
Posted June 10, 2013 at 8:01pm
Slave! My spoon has gotten too heavy for my yogurt cup. Hold my cup!
Posted June 7, 2013 at 7:47pm
You do this every. Single. Time. We come up here. Damn it Brian.
Posted June 5, 2013 at 5:55pm
The world was a better place then.
Posted June 3, 2013 at 8:14pm
Does he have a history of associating with socks?
Posted May 31, 2013 at 8:07pm
I will admit that the prototype could only make Pop-Tarts.
Posted May 29, 2013 at 8:10pm
No chip left behind.