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Posted June 10, 2013 at 8:01pm
Slave! My spoon has gotten too heavy for my yogurt cup. Hold my cup!
 
Posted June 7, 2013 at 7:47pm
You do this every. Single. Time. We come up here. Damn it Brian.
 
Posted June 5, 2013 at 5:55pm
The world was a better place then.
 
Posted June 3, 2013 at 8:14pm
Does he have a history of associating with socks?
 
Posted May 31, 2013 at 8:07pm
I will admit that the prototype could only make Pop-Tarts.
 
Posted May 29, 2013 at 8:10pm
No chip left behind.
 
Posted May 27, 2013 at 5:07pm
Could you at least start by not eating the candle.
 
Posted May 24, 2013 at 6:14pm
If you flush the toilet, I'll instantly die of hypothermia.
 
Posted May 22, 2013 at 6:15pm
You need to cover your boobs!
Why?
Or I may want to touch them!
 
Posted May 20, 2013 at 6:37pm
I still think, in my opinion, it would have been better if you had not shot me... in my opinion of course.