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Posted April 8, 2013 at 8:03pm
Hey... guess what... time flies! ...I'm sorry.
Posted April 5, 2013 at 6:16pm
Owning a ladder is a dream of mine.
Posted April 3, 2013 at 9:31pm
You're my best friend in the whole world pope.
Posted April 1, 2013 at 6:32pm
I'm going to be updating this shit like America Online.
Posted March 29, 2013 at 3:10pm
Completely unrelated, but would you happen to know how to sew hands back on?
Posted March 27, 2013 at 3:43pm
You know what they say, you have to break a few hands to make an omelet.
Posted March 25, 2013 at 3:46pm
As far as I see it, history didn't begin until 1816.
Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:29pm
Luckily it's always easy to cry over a package of Yellow Squares.
Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:58pm
I suppose a kiss would wake up any girl technically.
Posted March 18, 2013 at 7:19pm
"Big Freaky Filipinos."