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Posted August 30, 2013 at 5:51pm
I think what you're describing is what some call a "coma."
 
Posted August 28, 2013 at 7:34pm
It's simple logic folks.
 
Posted August 26, 2013 at 7:53pm
I also don't cook the fish. Also I'm not a chef.
 
Posted August 23, 2013 at 7:00pm
Lives... you save them.
YES I GET IT
 
Posted August 21, 2013 at 5:02pm
Unless you land on Boardwalk of course.
 
Posted August 19, 2013 at 7:42pm
French scientists had to genetically engineer a horse big enough for him to ride.
 
Posted August 16, 2013 at 6:29pm
Couldn't we just... sail AROUND Indonesia?
 
Posted August 14, 2013 at 6:10pm
As for the dirty toilet... you know what we must do...
 
Posted August 12, 2013 at 5:18pm
I wish someone would invent a ruler.
 
Posted August 9, 2013 at 5:17pm
"Excuse but, Squids have beaks and they're located underneath the head." - Informed Citizen.