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Posted August 19, 2013 at 7:42pm
French scientists had to genetically engineer a horse big enough for him to ride.
 
Posted August 16, 2013 at 6:29pm
Couldn't we just... sail AROUND Indonesia?
 
Posted August 14, 2013 at 6:10pm
As for the dirty toilet... you know what we must do...
 
Posted August 12, 2013 at 5:18pm
I wish someone would invent a ruler.
 
Posted August 9, 2013 at 5:17pm
"Excuse but, Squids have beaks and they're located underneath the head." - Informed Citizen.
 
Posted August 7, 2013 at 5:24pm
I tried to slice it, but the cutter just goes deeper and deeper. It's like an ocean!
 
Posted August 5, 2013 at 7:48pm
We estimate that by 2030, 20% of United States energy will come from kickflips.
 
Posted August 2, 2013 at 5:47pm
I thought you were looking for trouble, but we both found something else entirely. Friendship.
 
Posted July 31, 2013 at 6:28pm
What if... alright I think my brain is hemorrhaging now.
 
Posted July 29, 2013 at 6:42pm
I hope that long rant I wrote about Olive Garden does some good.