Posted November 18, 2013 at 8:02pm
Send all arguments regarding what differentiates a virtual life and real life to your nearest dumpster.
Posted November 15, 2013 at 9:18pm
Now let's use the Pythagorean Theorem to calculate how many calories you can eat.
Posted November 13, 2013 at 8:17am
I used up the last of my soul on two minutes of small talk with a stranger.
Posted November 11, 2013 at 6:34pm
I'd get another friend, but you know, the law of diminishing returns and all.
Posted November 8, 2013 at 6:11pm
This is what happens when you allow gay marriage! The slipperiest of slopes!
Posted November 6, 2013 at 7:44pm
I feel... sweaty.
Posted November 4, 2013 at 8:00pm
What about you, brain?

"Shut up dumbass."
Posted October 30, 2013 at 7:53pm
You can never truly touch the ones you love.
Posted October 28, 2013 at 6:54pm
Guest comic by Rachel Semenov:
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Posted October 25, 2013 at 6:29pm
The social elite was built upon a gathering of pretty rocks.
James Aldag Roy Klein
Chris Aljoudi Duncan Lathlin
Auguste Archer Igor Lys
Elizabeth Barrington Lola McDonald
Tyler Billmeyer Dan Pappas
Erik Blomberg Sean Peterson
Jeremiah Brockman Elizabeth Schmid
Daniel Crouch Shibby Says
Brandon DeLamp Nikolai Thunes
Paul Ferguson Alexander von Wahlberg
Brandon Graham Brian Zimmerman
Fedor Indutny Sander De Groote