Posted October 11, 2013 at 5:51pm
Did you see them cooking their meat with that new fangled fire? What's wrong with just eating it raw?!
Posted October 9, 2013 at 8:31pm
I'd mutiny, but aye that pup can inspire ye.
Posted October 7, 2013 at 7:18pm
I hate "that guy."
Posted October 4, 2013 at 6:08pm
On a scale of 1 to 5, how do you feel about me standing on you right now?
Posted October 2, 2013 at 6:18pm
Hey I know you can't carve a baby! I'm just goofin' ya... heh... ahem..
Posted September 30, 2013 at 7:27pm
If I only I got that job at Dreamworks...
Posted September 27, 2013 at 6:58pm
"Also, the fluoride in your toothpaste is melting your brain."

"Please leave now."
Posted September 25, 2013 at 6:57pm
I mean, I really appreciate this, but seriously what the hell you weirdo?
Posted September 23, 2013 at 7:41pm
Posted September 20, 2013 at 7:43pm
He handles bears incredibly well.
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