Posted December 4, 2013 at 6:55pm
Sorry girl, but the fanny pack stays on.
Posted December 2, 2013 at 8:28pm
Maybe one of these years an object will provide me with permanent contentment.
Posted November 27, 2013 at 4:25pm
Honestly, I don't even know if you're a potato ya freak.
Posted November 25, 2013 at 6:55pm
"I would also like to add that we went out there and gave it our best. Sometimes we give it our second best though. It really depends"
Posted November 20, 2013 at 7:36pm
Right: Let me say that another way, EXCUSE ME?!

Left: No.
Posted November 18, 2013 at 8:02pm
Send all arguments regarding what differentiates a virtual life and real life to your nearest dumpster.
Posted November 15, 2013 at 9:18pm
Now let's use the Pythagorean Theorem to calculate how many calories you can eat.
Posted November 13, 2013 at 8:17am
I used up the last of my soul on two minutes of small talk with a stranger.
Posted November 11, 2013 at 6:34pm
I'd get another friend, but you know, the law of diminishing returns and all.
Posted November 8, 2013 at 6:11pm
This is what happens when you allow gay marriage! The slipperiest of slopes!
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