Posted March 29, 2013 at 3:10pm
Completely unrelated, but would you happen to know how to sew hands back on?
 
Posted March 27, 2013 at 3:43pm
You know what they say, you have to break a few hands to make an omelet.
 
Posted March 25, 2013 at 3:46pm
As far as I see it, history didn't begin until 1816.
 
Posted March 22, 2013 at 12:29pm
Luckily it's always easy to cry over a package of Yellow Squares.
 
Posted March 20, 2013 at 9:58pm
I suppose a kiss would wake up any girl technically.
 
Posted March 18, 2013 at 7:19pm
"Big Freaky Filipinos."