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Posted November 15, 2013 at 9:18pm
Now let's use the Pythagorean Theorem to calculate how many calories you can eat.
Posted November 13, 2013 at 8:17am
I used up the last of my soul on two minutes of small talk with a stranger.
Posted November 11, 2013 at 6:34pm
I'd get another friend, but you know, the law of diminishing returns and all.
Posted November 8, 2013 at 6:11pm
This is what happens when you allow gay marriage! The slipperiest of slopes!
Posted November 6, 2013 at 7:44pm
I feel... sweaty.
Posted November 4, 2013 at 8:00pm
What about you, brain?

"Shut up dumbass."
Posted October 30, 2013 at 7:53pm
You can never truly touch the ones you love.
Posted October 28, 2013 at 6:54pm
Guest comic by Rachel Semenov:
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Posted October 25, 2013 at 6:29pm
The social elite was built upon a gathering of pretty rocks.
Posted October 23, 2013 at 7:44pm
Perhaps we could use electricity?