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Posted July 31, 2014 at 3:17pm
I wish you'd quit bringing that tree limb with you everywhere.
 
Posted July 28, 2014 at 2:28pm
Luckily, punches from a pillow are as delicate as you'd expect.
 
Posted July 27, 2014 at 3:59pm
Those poor Greek philosophers and their burnt scalps.
 
Posted July 23, 2014 at 1:50pm
This is why I don't trust the Metric system.
 
Posted July 19, 2014 at 9:52am
Am I still living on within this text or is it an entirely separate entity? Who knows, haha!
 
Posted July 16, 2014 at 6:27pm
Wait till you see my tongues.
 
Posted July 14, 2014 at 9:58pm
Neil: Oh but I can sir.
 
Posted July 10, 2014 at 3:22pm
"maybe I can arrange the ashes into somethin- oop they just deconstructed into nothingness."
 
Posted July 7, 2014 at 3:32pm
A moment of silence for those turned into water based weaponry and travel for humans.
 
Posted July 3, 2014 at 5:59pm
If you can paint a fierce enough painting, you can avoid fighting altogether. This is ideal.
 
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