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Posted April 14, 2014 at 2:24pm
I wanna put you in a full nelson and never let go.
Posted April 10, 2014 at 5:21pm
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Posted April 9, 2014 at 11:18am
Id's dinner night:

Hot plate
Stood up
Fortune cookie
Posted April 7, 2014 at 2:07pm
How long do you to plan to be here, because I'm going to be here all day.
Posted April 3, 2014 at 1:13pm
Rock hammer man never finds anything.
Posted April 1, 2014 at 2:10pm
Hey Noah... so I got a GREAT idea. Hear me out...
Posted March 31, 2014 at 12:34pm
God DAMN I am delicious.
Posted March 28, 2014 at 1:43pm
The only thing keeping this marriage together is that buckle.
Posted March 26, 2014 at 2:23pm
Trust me, I've never caught more fish since I started hatin'
Posted March 24, 2014 at 6:39pm
MS. PRESIDENT! How do you plan to address ennui?