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Posted March 19, 2014 at 5:32pm
Bury me with my money.
 
Posted March 17, 2014 at 1:05pm
If your zipper is stuck shut, decorate the jacket until it's so cool you'll never want to take it off.
 
Posted March 16, 2014 at 8:55am
Maybe a dick OVER it at least?

Please no.

UND-

NO.
 
Posted March 12, 2014 at 1:16pm
See, this is exactly what would happen if we let the gays marry!
 
Posted March 10, 2014 at 3:00pm
And eventually giraffes evolved into what we know now as space giraffes.
 
Posted March 6, 2014 at 2:09pm
I'd be the better man and walk away, but my legs are no longer attached to my body.
 
Posted March 4, 2014 at 1:40pm
Whoops, I forgot to put them in the fridge. It's going to be room temp.
 
Posted March 3, 2014 at 12:55pm
Give me 50cc's of triangles and squiggles, stat!
 
Posted February 28, 2014 at 2:56pm
I always knew you were a rough rider, Clem.
 
Posted February 26, 2014 at 12:38pm
Nirvana is overrated.