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Posted September 2, 2014 at 3:17pm
Wait, these are pumpkin pie flavored pumpkins? Okay, I'm back on board.
 
Posted August 29, 2014 at 4:31pm
I'm hard and gross on the outside, but hot and gooey on the inside.
 
Posted August 27, 2014 at 2:44pm
"Ma'am, please don't touch the-"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS!"
 
Posted August 25, 2014 at 2:25pm
This shirt was originally your grandfather's.
 
Posted August 24, 2014 at 12:56pm
No bums were harmed in the making of this comic.
 
Posted August 18, 2014 at 3:20pm
How about I turn you into a werewolf! Then we'll see who's ugly!
 
Posted August 15, 2014 at 2:27pm
Or maybe you'll always be garbage. Who knows?!
 
Posted August 14, 2014 at 2:08pm
Mostly just like owl turds I guess.
 
Posted August 11, 2014 at 3:52pm
Jimmy, I need your help! I have a math test, and you're better at math than me!

Alright, grab the shovels.
 
Posted August 8, 2014 at 1:45pm
Eventually the claps just stop.
 
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