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Posted May 30, 2014 at 12:19pm
You think I would have seen this coming with the torch and gasoline and all.
 
Posted May 28, 2014 at 4:35pm
First item on the agenda tonight: How to deal with a dick constantly behind your head.
 
Posted May 26, 2014 at 2:22pm
Johnson & Johnson don't fuck around.
 
Posted May 23, 2014 at 12:55pm
She's a pie in the sky now.
 
Posted May 21, 2014 at 1:43pm
Jeez, give a guy a dollar and starts making all sorts of demands!
 
Posted May 19, 2014 at 2:23pm
His life was a real drag.
 
Posted May 16, 2014 at 12:48pm
Accuracy ENHANCES humor Jiro. Wake the fuck up.
 
Posted May 14, 2014 at 5:09pm
May that card never be forgotten.
 
Posted May 12, 2014 at 1:25pm
Hey man, fear of making gravestones is a real and crippling problem!
 
Posted May 9, 2014 at 2:39pm
Hmm, according to this thermometer you got a lot of spit.