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Posted March 28, 2014 at 1:43pm
The only thing keeping this marriage together is that buckle.
 
Posted March 26, 2014 at 2:23pm
Trust me, I've never caught more fish since I started hatin'
 
Posted March 24, 2014 at 6:39pm
MS. PRESIDENT! How do you plan to address ennui?
 
Posted March 21, 2014 at 12:22pm
Behind the Scenes: I originally drew her with a dress and it took a long time for me to realize the problem with that.
 
Posted March 19, 2014 at 5:32pm
Bury me with my money.
 
Posted March 17, 2014 at 1:05pm
If your zipper is stuck shut, decorate the jacket until it's so cool you'll never want to take it off.
 
Posted March 16, 2014 at 8:55am
Maybe a dick OVER it at least?

Please no.

UND-

NO.
 
Posted March 12, 2014 at 1:16pm
See, this is exactly what would happen if we let the gays marry!
 
Posted March 10, 2014 at 3:00pm
And eventually giraffes evolved into what we know now as space giraffes.
 
Posted March 6, 2014 at 2:09pm
I'd be the better man and walk away, but my legs are no longer attached to my body.