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Posted April 21, 2014 at 11:25am
Could you hold onto that candy bar? I'm gonna run home quick and look for that coupon. I think I left it in my money pit.
 
Posted April 18, 2014 at 2:26pm
What's your speech about?

How to make your friends feel helpful.
 
Posted April 16, 2014 at 12:22pm
It's not all bad. When you get old enough, you can get away with pooping your pants again.
 
Posted April 14, 2014 at 2:24pm
I wanna put you in a full nelson and never let go.
 
Posted April 10, 2014 at 5:21pm
Confused? Please consider donating your very own mouse cursor to the Computer Museum mouse cursor display.
 
Posted April 9, 2014 at 11:18am
Id's dinner night:

Hot plate
Stood up
Fortune cookie
 
Posted April 7, 2014 at 2:07pm
How long do you to plan to be here, because I'm going to be here all day.
 
Posted April 3, 2014 at 1:13pm
Rock hammer man never finds anything.
 
Posted April 1, 2014 at 2:10pm
Hey Noah... so I got a GREAT idea. Hear me out...
 
Posted March 31, 2014 at 12:34pm
God DAMN I am delicious.