Posted February 5, 2015 at 8:18am
This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask: my first unfeeling scrap of clothing.
Posted February 2, 2015 at 2:54pm
R.I.P. Kyle.
Posted January 29, 2015 at 2:22pm
"I think making Oriental Avenue yellow would help too!"

"There's already yellow properties."

Posted January 27, 2015 at 1:46pm
I hope I'm not making this hard for you.
Posted January 22, 2015 at 1:02pm
Blackberry? We don't talk about what became of blackberry.
Posted January 20, 2015 at 2:38pm
Every bone has a silver lining.
Posted January 17, 2015 at 11:00am
So the moral of the story is: Don't be a bully, and don't tilt the number eight 90 degrees.
Posted January 14, 2015 at 2:48pm
Let me get this straight. You want us to loan you a spaceship so you can live on the Moon just so you don't have to wash your hands?

Okay fine.
Posted January 12, 2015 at 2:54pm
And for those wondering, Uncle Jerry is the sexiest uncle.
Posted January 8, 2015 at 2:53pm
Platform shoes? Uh, the seventies called.
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