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Posted September 2, 2017 at 9:21am
The fucker used my gun too.
 
Posted August 30, 2017 at 9:03am
"My name is actually Steve. I was just trying to be nice."
 
Posted August 25, 2017 at 2:44pm
Live, laugh, hate.
 
Posted August 23, 2017 at 9:30am
He died doing what he loved; Hating.
 
Posted August 19, 2017 at 8:32am
Can you believe they're rebooting guy with a spear, but with a girl?!
 
Posted August 16, 2017 at 9:41am
Y'all want some flower pot?
 
Posted August 12, 2017 at 8:10am
My days of wiping out karts are behind me.
 
Posted August 9, 2017 at 9:38am
Hey guys, it's me. The alien. I heard your destroying your own planet now. How could you do that with such a cute widdle guy on it!
 
Posted August 7, 2017 at 10:44am
You ask me this every single day.
 
Posted August 2, 2017 at 1:17pm
I'd drive, but my car was repossessed.
 
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