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Posted June 19, 2014 at 4:09pm
Join Sven next week when... ... Sven? Sven??
 
Posted June 10, 2014 at 10:03am
Could you imagine how dangerous it'd be to swing around a REAL knife?
 
Posted June 6, 2014 at 1:23pm
Forget this shit, let it bleed.
 
Posted June 4, 2014 at 1:19pm
I'd rather chop off the lower half of my body then give up donuts.
 
Posted June 2, 2014 at 4:46pm
I suppose I could have done this anywhere.
 
Posted May 30, 2014 at 12:19pm
You think I would have seen this coming with the torch and gasoline and all.
 
Posted May 28, 2014 at 4:35pm
First item on the agenda tonight: How to deal with a dick constantly behind your head.
 
Posted May 26, 2014 at 2:22pm
Johnson & Johnson don't fuck around.
 
Posted May 23, 2014 at 12:55pm
She's a pie in the sky now.
 
Posted May 21, 2014 at 1:43pm
Jeez, give a guy a dollar and starts making all sorts of demands!