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Posted April 10, 2015 at 1:58pm
Easy come, easy go.
 
Posted April 7, 2015 at 4:57pm
Study your math, kids, and you could bring people back from the dead someday!
 
Posted April 3, 2015 at 1:20pm
HA! I replaced my legs with two long strands of denim thread!
 
Posted March 31, 2015 at 3:33pm
You have to squat at least 300 to get visiting rights.
 
Posted March 26, 2015 at 2:46pm
We promise you, no mud bloods here! Only the purest!
 
Posted March 24, 2015 at 2:37pm
It's no surprise that Einstein owned over 27 cats.
 
Posted March 19, 2015 at 2:08pm
Having a window between rooms is super common, okay!
 
Posted March 17, 2015 at 2:24pm
Human sacrifice goes down. Global temperatures go up. I'm just saying the numbers don't lie!
 
Posted March 13, 2015 at 2:26pm
This is what happens when the bread crumbs stop coming.
 
Posted March 10, 2015 at 2:18pm
kayyy lmao.