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Posted April 24, 2015 at 10:20am
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and a virgin sacrifice.
Posted April 21, 2015 at 5:11pm
Tobacco used to be in the group, but decided he was too cool for us.
Posted April 17, 2015 at 2:24pm
Larva pride.
Posted April 13, 2015 at 3:23pm
It's more than a spoonful, baby.
Posted April 10, 2015 at 1:58pm
Easy come, easy go.
Posted April 7, 2015 at 4:57pm
Study your math, kids, and you could bring people back from the dead someday!
Posted April 3, 2015 at 1:20pm
HA! I replaced my legs with two long strands of denim thread!
Posted March 31, 2015 at 3:33pm
You have to squat at least 300 to get visiting rights.
Posted March 26, 2015 at 2:46pm
We promise you, no mud bloods here! Only the purest!
Posted March 24, 2015 at 2:37pm
It's no surprise that Einstein owned over 27 cats.