Posted January 13, 2016 at 11:16am
No, I want the condom back.
Posted January 8, 2016 at 12:50pm
What's in a name?
Posted January 5, 2016 at 3:36pm
Kiss your ass? I thought you'd never ask!
Posted December 31, 2015 at 3:28pm
Step 1: Start drawing the hands.
Step 2: Never stop drawing the hands.
Posted December 28, 2015 at 1:08pm
HIFW I'm burning to death. D:
Posted December 22, 2015 at 2:22pm
You wanna see me lactate? I'll fuckin' lactate!
Posted December 18, 2015 at 2:47pm
All it took was fifty million years and a lot of incest.
Posted December 15, 2015 at 3:50pm
Posted December 11, 2015 at 2:43pm
I'm three years older than you for fucks sake!
Posted December 9, 2015 at 2:53pm
For Employment History, you put that you think the first job was "prostitution or some shit."
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