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Posted August 7, 2015 at 12:49pm
Just kidding kiddo! We don't have blood either.
Posted August 4, 2015 at 5:27pm
The only time they didn't fight was when they exchanged affection for each other.
Posted July 29, 2015 at 12:54pm
As the legend tells, Scott got the name by insisting that everyone call him "Hott Scott" all the time.
Posted July 28, 2015 at 2:41pm
Who's the real monster here today, buddy?
Posted July 23, 2015 at 4:27pm
Giant white plate. Microscopic piece of food. A drizzle of shit. Badda bing badda boom.
Posted July 20, 2015 at 5:15pm
Good luck sucking blood out of an arthropod you bastards.
Posted July 14, 2015 at 3:43pm
What is this I keep hearing about a skull trumpet? We don't play trumpets! LUNGS! Ugh...
Posted July 8, 2015 at 2:20pm
Can't spell Methionylalanylthreonylserylarginylglycylalanylserylarginylcysteinylproly-
leucylglutaminylaspartylglutamylglutaminy... without "party!"
Posted July 3, 2015 at 4:12pm
At least I was born with a full set of teeth.
Posted July 1, 2015 at 4:53pm
The trainer's name was Jack.