Posted March 11, 2016 at 11:49am
Honestly, just try to live your entire life in the shower if you can.
Posted March 8, 2016 at 11:04am
Oh wait, on the bottom he wrote "please take the bribe."
Posted March 3, 2016 at 11:06am
Look at him walking around like he owns the place!
Posted February 29, 2016 at 1:44pm
You are what you eat.
Posted February 26, 2016 at 1:45pm
You know what goes great with Peanut Butter, dude? Chocolate! Let's do it up!
Posted February 24, 2016 at 11:40am
So it says on your resume that you can fit any Bachelor's degree up your butt; is that true?
Posted February 22, 2016 at 11:34am
Learn Chinese! "Aphrodisiac" - (Chun Yao)
Posted February 18, 2016 at 12:40pm
The greatest mystery of the universe remains unsolved.
Posted February 17, 2016 at 12:31pm
Hey jealousy.

"Piss off!"
Posted February 12, 2016 at 1:01pm
Taekwondo is only meant for DEFENSE against stacks of bricks.
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