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Posted May 26, 2017 at 9:42am
If they didn't want me to eat permanent markers, then why do they make them smell so delicious?
Posted May 23, 2017 at 2:49pm
An unholy union.
Posted May 18, 2017 at 12:39pm
Posted May 12, 2017 at 8:25am
What about water?

"No, that will only anger the fire."
Posted May 10, 2017 at 9:11am
Do you even have a dong in there??
Posted May 8, 2017 at 7:50am
"...can I have a bite?"
Posted May 4, 2017 at 8:33am
Let me tell you about Koalas.
Posted April 26, 2017 at 9:57am
You're the first applicant to survive the bullet-to-the-head section of the interview.
Posted April 24, 2017 at 2:19pm
Just one more bite...
Posted April 20, 2017 at 7:14am
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