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Posted February 15, 2017 at 10:52am
"As you may recall, you claimed that pepperoni was the best pizza topping. Today I will prove that this is in fact false."
 
Posted February 9, 2017 at 10:19am
This is a highlight reel of my life.
 
Posted February 7, 2017 at 7:54am
I'm smiling, Max. You can't cry and smile at the same time.
 
Posted February 2, 2017 at 8:40am
No one expected this at the protest sign factory.
 
Posted January 31, 2017 at 9:09am
They're especially powerful when there's a lot of them.
 
Posted January 27, 2017 at 7:06am
What's wrong with wanting an ice cold glass of milk?!
 
Posted January 24, 2017 at 7:12am
Oh no... now I have to sneeze too...
 
Posted January 20, 2017 at 7:43am
Nothing says love quite like a pair of amputated body parts.
 
Posted January 18, 2017 at 7:23am
Back at the ranch.
 
Posted January 12, 2017 at 7:56am
Do you think these are my eyes?