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Posted July 28, 2015 at 2:41pm
Who's the real monster here today, buddy?
Posted July 23, 2015 at 4:27pm
Giant white plate. Microscopic piece of food. A drizzle of shit. Badda bing badda boom.
Posted July 20, 2015 at 5:15pm
Good luck sucking blood out of an arthropod you bastards.
Posted July 14, 2015 at 3:43pm
What is this I keep hearing about a skull trumpet? We don't play trumpets! LUNGS! Ugh...
Posted July 8, 2015 at 2:20pm
Can't spell Methionylalanylthreonylserylarginylglycylalanylserylarginylcysteinylproly-
leucylglutaminylaspartylglutamylglutaminy... without "party!"
Posted July 3, 2015 at 4:12pm
At least I was born with a full set of teeth.
Posted July 1, 2015 at 4:53pm
The trainer's name was Jack.
Posted June 23, 2015 at 4:06pm
This comic was brought to by the Ignorance is Bliss Foundation - "Just trust me, dude."
Posted June 10, 2015 at 3:12pm
He sees all... within his field of vision.
Posted June 3, 2015 at 4:25pm
Hi I'm Guy Fewi and I just wuv fwies and cheesebugahs!