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Posted September 11, 2015 at 2:22pm
No one must know what's behind my ear.
 
Posted September 9, 2015 at 2:03pm
You don't want to know why that sock is his favorite.
 
Posted September 4, 2015 at 1:58pm
Just my luck that I end up in a 1930 era prison.
 
Posted September 1, 2015 at 3:47pm
Only in my dreams am I happy.
 
Posted August 28, 2015 at 5:19pm
Wanna hear the joke on my Popsicle stick again??
 
Posted August 25, 2015 at 3:07pm
Out bonered by my girl again.
 
Posted August 21, 2015 at 1:50pm
How would you like to make $5000 a month from the comfort of your own cave?
 
Posted August 18, 2015 at 1:50pm
Drugs the dog actually lived a full life. He loved being tossed into the pit of pillows.
 
Posted August 13, 2015 at 4:04pm
Pads and tampons are the same thing, right?
 
Posted August 11, 2015 at 4:19pm
That day he became known as... the Price Checker!