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Posted September 1, 2015 at 3:47pm
Only in my dreams am I happy.
Posted August 28, 2015 at 5:19pm
Wanna hear the joke on my Popsicle stick again??
Posted August 25, 2015 at 3:07pm
Out bonered by my girl again.
Posted August 21, 2015 at 1:50pm
How would you like to make $5000 a month from the comfort of your own cave?
Posted August 18, 2015 at 1:50pm
Drugs the dog actually lived a full life. He loved being tossed into the pit of pillows.
Posted August 13, 2015 at 4:04pm
Pads and tampons are the same thing, right?
Posted August 11, 2015 at 4:19pm
That day he became known as... the Price Checker!
Posted August 7, 2015 at 12:49pm
Just kidding kiddo! We don't have blood either.
Posted August 4, 2015 at 5:27pm
The only time they didn't fight was when they exchanged affection for each other.
Posted July 29, 2015 at 12:54pm
As the legend tells, Scott got the name by insisting that everyone call him "Hott Scott" all the time.