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Posted October 27, 2015 at 3:32pm
Girls reproduce through spores of bobby pins.
 
Posted October 20, 2015 at 6:19pm
Every time a McRib disappears, a girl is born.
 
Posted October 15, 2015 at 4:17pm
Okay, maybe I can still work with this information.
 
Posted October 7, 2015 at 4:09pm
No matter how much she pleaded, people just kept screaming "good" louder and louder.
 
Posted October 6, 2015 at 2:26pm
Any top is a twist top if you try hard enough.
 
Posted October 1, 2015 at 12:24pm
But seriously, you want a fucking steak or not?
 
Posted September 29, 2015 at 3:47pm
Son, I think it would be best if I stood in your place for your school photo.
 
Posted September 25, 2015 at 1:48pm
"Why not both?" - Akira Toriyama
 
Posted September 22, 2015 at 1:04pm
Every time I wave for help, I make it worse!
 
Posted September 18, 2015 at 2:40pm
Everyone needs an empty chair room.