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Posted September 29, 2015 at 3:47pm
Son, I think it would be best if I stood in your place for your school photo.
Posted September 25, 2015 at 1:48pm
"Why not both?" - Akira Toriyama
Posted September 22, 2015 at 1:04pm
Every time I wave for help, I make it worse!
Posted September 18, 2015 at 2:40pm
Everyone needs an empty chair room.
Posted September 17, 2015 at 7:34am
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Posted September 15, 2015 at 3:27pm
Rain forest trees are the worst of the bunch.
Posted September 11, 2015 at 2:22pm
No one must know what's behind my ear.
Posted September 9, 2015 at 2:03pm
You don't want to know why that sock is his favorite.
Posted September 4, 2015 at 1:58pm
Just my luck that I end up in a 1930 era prison.
Posted September 1, 2015 at 3:47pm
Only in my dreams am I happy.