Posted June 20, 2016 at 4:24pm
You ever struggle with the human condition, Brob?

"Your butt... p-put this in it"
Posted June 18, 2016 at 7:11am
Hey Max, would you like to know the secret to happiness?
Posted June 15, 2016 at 10:10am
We should do a recount. All in favor of a recount?
Posted June 13, 2016 at 11:47am
You should hear me rock an air horn.
Posted June 6, 2016 at 3:37pm
No offense Mr. Reaper, but I could get this done way faster without you. My lawnmower is, like, WAY better than a scythe.
Posted June 3, 2016 at 11:41am
"But monkeys do exist!"

Sure they do buddy, sure they do. Dinosaurs too, right?
Posted May 31, 2016 at 4:03pm
Look out for Non-Organic Substance in part 3!
Posted May 28, 2016 at 8:08am
Apples are beyond the confines of mathematics.
Posted May 24, 2016 at 2:20pm
They may not win any cases, but they will definitely win your heart.
Posted May 20, 2016 at 10:35am
The second you free yourself, your car turns into a self-driving convertible.
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