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Posted February 22, 2016 at 11:34am
Learn Chinese! "Aphrodisiac" - (Chun Yao)
Posted February 18, 2016 at 12:40pm
The greatest mystery of the universe remains unsolved.
Posted February 17, 2016 at 12:31pm
Hey jealousy.

"Piss off!"
Posted February 12, 2016 at 1:01pm
Taekwondo is only meant for DEFENSE against stacks of bricks.
Posted February 9, 2016 at 12:11pm
I could almost count the times this has happened to me on one hand.
Posted February 5, 2016 at 7:11am
Before the internet, it never occurred to me that people enjoy spending time alone!
Posted February 2, 2016 at 2:45pm
This foot isn't free range.
Posted January 29, 2016 at 7:46am
Well on the bright side, these chips were really good.
Posted January 26, 2016 at 10:27am
I thought this whole cop gig would be my ticket to friendship!
Posted January 21, 2016 at 2:56pm
Four... always piss on the edge of the toilet bowl for maximum silence.

Five... always keep door knobs fully turned as you close a door and then slowly release your grip