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Posted November 12, 2015 at 3:03pm
I'm gonna have to wing this one.
 
Posted November 10, 2015 at 4:01pm
Nothing will get in the way of its happiness. Nothing.
 
Posted November 5, 2015 at 1:47pm
Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.
 
Posted November 3, 2015 at 3:27pm
Dude, my entire body has made a unanimous decision to drop you.
 
Posted October 29, 2015 at 1:53pm
Mom on the streets, pure evil in a sheet.
 
Posted October 27, 2015 at 3:32pm
Girls reproduce through spores of bobby pins.
 
Posted October 20, 2015 at 6:19pm
Every time a McRib disappears, a girl is born.
 
Posted October 15, 2015 at 4:17pm
Okay, maybe I can still work with this information.
 
Posted October 7, 2015 at 4:09pm
No matter how much she pleaded, people just kept screaming "good" louder and louder.
 
Posted October 6, 2015 at 2:26pm
Any top is a twist top if you try hard enough.