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Posted September 7, 2016 at 7:21am
I think "kill yourself" is the common greeting on the world wide web because everyone says it to me.
 
Posted September 3, 2016 at 8:30am
I fear not death. Death fears me.
 
Posted August 31, 2016 at 1:58pm
We put on such sexy make up and people just laugh at us.
 
Posted August 30, 2016 at 11:10am
You, mirror, are the fairest of them all.
 
Posted August 26, 2016 at 1:45pm
"I'm sorry sir, we're not legally allowed to sell such a pathetically large amount of ramen."
 
Posted August 25, 2016 at 8:00am
Mondays!
 
Posted August 23, 2016 at 7:02am
Don't throw them into the ocean or they'll end up in a deserted island gag!
 
Posted August 18, 2016 at 4:57pm
This is not autobiographical.
 
Posted August 16, 2016 at 4:13pm
I remember when your dick was only "this" tall.
 
Posted August 11, 2016 at 3:34pm
Yeah, but look at how cute he is!!
 
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