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Posted February 24, 2016 at 11:40am
So it says on your resume that you can fit any Bachelor's degree up your butt; is that true?
 
Posted February 22, 2016 at 11:34am
Learn Chinese! "Aphrodisiac" - (Chun Yao)
 
Posted February 18, 2016 at 12:40pm
The greatest mystery of the universe remains unsolved.
 
Posted February 17, 2016 at 12:31pm
Hey jealousy.

"Piss off!"
 
Posted February 12, 2016 at 1:01pm
Taekwondo is only meant for DEFENSE against stacks of bricks.
 
Posted February 9, 2016 at 12:11pm
I could almost count the times this has happened to me on one hand.
 
Posted February 5, 2016 at 7:11am
Before the internet, it never occurred to me that people enjoy spending time alone!
 
Posted February 2, 2016 at 2:45pm
This foot isn't free range.
 
Posted January 29, 2016 at 7:46am
Well on the bright side, these chips were really good.
 
Posted January 26, 2016 at 10:27am
I thought this whole cop gig would be my ticket to friendship!