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Posted December 22, 2015 at 2:22pm
You wanna see me lactate? I'll fuckin' lactate!
 
Posted December 18, 2015 at 2:47pm
All it took was fifty million years and a lot of incest.
 
Posted December 15, 2015 at 3:50pm
Same.
 
Posted December 11, 2015 at 2:43pm
I'm three years older than you for fucks sake!
 
Posted December 9, 2015 at 2:53pm
For Employment History, you put that you think the first job was "prostitution or some shit."
 
Posted December 4, 2015 at 3:46pm
Playing online shooters has real life consequences.
 
Posted December 1, 2015 at 4:50pm
To shreds you say?
 
Posted November 27, 2015 at 4:34pm
I'm not eating these for sustenance. These chips get me off like none other.
 
Posted November 24, 2015 at 2:44pm
I'll never be full.
 
Posted November 20, 2015 at 11:00am
We call it the Girlfriendothermic Anomaly.