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Posted May 6, 2016 at 9:30am
I'm sorry, stressful situations bring out the wurst in me.
Posted May 4, 2016 at 10:50am
Oh no, I still remember it in heaven! Oh god no!
Posted April 28, 2016 at 9:06am
Next, we'd like you to prepare some shit on a shingle.
Posted April 25, 2016 at 8:27am
So true. So me.
Posted April 22, 2016 at 3:10pm
Back in my day, we were flying the day we hatched!
Posted April 20, 2016 at 7:56am
An artist must suffer for his work.
Posted April 15, 2016 at 2:54pm
Have your cake and eat it too.
Posted April 13, 2016 at 2:19pm
I forgot to shave my legs again!
Posted April 11, 2016 at 2:17pm
You ever see a dead squirrel on a road? That was a squirrel that didn't play the game.
Posted April 5, 2016 at 4:06pm
I'll tell you what the Chug Rag won't tear a hole in... your budget!