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Posted June 21, 2017 at 1:23pm
Alternatively: LOOK AT MY FUCKING PET
 
Posted June 19, 2017 at 7:39am
MORE BOMBS
 
Posted June 13, 2017 at 8:33am
I'm staying in this tub until my pee pee works again.
 
Posted June 7, 2017 at 12:45pm
The Grand Canyon was as deep as the grudge.
 
Posted June 2, 2017 at 8:13am
Of course we can feel the water getting hot you stupid fucks.
 
Posted May 31, 2017 at 10:17am
Papa Craig knows all.
 
Posted May 26, 2017 at 9:42am
If they didn't want me to eat permanent markers, then why do they make them smell so delicious?
 
Posted May 23, 2017 at 2:49pm
An unholy union.
 
Posted May 18, 2017 at 12:39pm
DENTISTS FUCKING LOVE ME
 
Posted May 12, 2017 at 8:25am
What about water?

"No, that will only anger the fire."