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Posted Yest. at 8:20 am
Well, actually, we're all technically matter.
 
Posted March 20, 2017 at 11:11am
I almost have enough experience to boost my lethargy.
 
Posted March 15, 2017 at 2:59pm
You wouldn't happen to be Destiny's Child?
 
Posted March 13, 2017 at 10:11am
Oh great, you took my money too. Great.
 
Posted March 10, 2017 at 10:33am
If only the human face had more distinguishing facial features!
 
Posted March 8, 2017 at 9:39am
I didn't get a PhD to give hugs away for free.
 
Posted March 3, 2017 at 8:44am
The key to long life is leg day every day.
 
Posted March 1, 2017 at 7:56am
I thought I made that pit bottomless.
 
Posted February 24, 2017 at 11:17am
"Can I just have a soda please?" I AM SORRY COMRADE. I AM OUT OF ORDER.
 
Posted February 17, 2017 at 2:57pm
Do you ever accidentally put your human flesh disguise inside out?