Posted December 6, 2017 at 11:06am
This is the only way I can get my kicks.
Posted December 2, 2017 at 8:20am
Please keep having fun. I'll sleep in the yard.
Posted November 25, 2017 at 8:00am
Yeah, but, for real... you actually, honestly like it??
Posted November 22, 2017 at 8:59am
Could you at least make my debt disappear?

"It'll cost ya."
Posted November 18, 2017 at 6:37am
You know, Turkey, they eat you on Christmas too. Ever heard "The Christmas Song?"
Posted November 15, 2017 at 8:11am
You're lucky I'm sycophantic as fuck.
Posted November 11, 2017 at 8:42am
It's not easy being the God over two characters in a single comic strip.
Posted November 8, 2017 at 9:32am
That motherfucker made a mistake trying to contradict me.
Posted November 3, 2017 at 3:18pm
Hopefully humping him will stop him.
Posted November 1, 2017 at 6:34am
You know, it's not about the destination. It's about the journey.
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