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Posted Today at 7:02 am
Don't throw them into the ocean or they'll end up in a deserted island gag!
 
Posted August 18, 2016 at 4:57pm
This is not autobiographical.
 
Posted August 16, 2016 at 4:13pm
I remember when your dick was only "this" tall.
 
Posted August 11, 2016 at 3:34pm
Yeah, but look at how cute he is!!
 
Posted August 10, 2016 at 9:34am
We're gonna meme this baby until there's nothing left of him and there's nothing you can do about it.
 
Posted August 5, 2016 at 7:03am
The boy bands tried to save us, but we wouldn't listen.
 
Posted August 2, 2016 at 2:50pm
I'll never forget the time a kid licked my chest and got stuck to it all day.
 
Posted July 26, 2016 at 6:05pm
I mean, I saw him swing his arm and everything! He would've had to have violated the laws of physics!
 
Posted July 25, 2016 at 8:57am
It turns out other people also think debt sucks!
 
Posted July 21, 2016 at 10:00am
He died the way he lived: Smirking like an asshole.