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Posted Yest. at 2:47 pm
I'd help push, but I'm tired from pushing you on the swing.
 
Posted September 15, 2014 at 2:24pm
I shall honor your death with this sweet leaf pile I'm gonna jump in.
 
Posted September 11, 2014 at 2:01pm
The pain is excruciating, but the sleep is so reinvigorating!
 
Posted September 9, 2014 at 1:54pm
Little did farmer john know the damage he would bring upon the environment and mankind.
 
Posted September 4, 2014 at 5:26pm
I love what you did with your tape flap.
 
Posted September 2, 2014 at 3:17pm
Wait, these are pumpkin pie flavored pumpkins? Okay, I'm back on board.
 
Posted August 29, 2014 at 4:31pm
I'm hard and gross on the outside, but hot and gooey on the inside.
 
Posted August 27, 2014 at 2:44pm
"Ma'am, please don't touch the-"
"DON'T TOUCH ME! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS!"