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Posted September 30, 2014 at 1:39pm
I suggest you leave now. I am dangerously horny. No one is safe.
Posted September 25, 2014 at 2:51pm
Man, I haven't had to use that since I shot Big Foot.
Posted September 22, 2014 at 2:27pm
Not quite sure why you wanted to sit with your sister that long.
Posted September 19, 2014 at 1:47pm
It was the Facebook page with motivational quotes that really pushed me to succeed.
Posted September 17, 2014 at 2:47pm
I'd help push, but I'm tired from pushing you on the swing.
Posted September 15, 2014 at 2:24pm
I shall honor your death with this sweet leaf pile I'm gonna jump in.
Posted September 11, 2014 at 2:01pm
The pain is excruciating, but the sleep is so reinvigorating!
Posted September 9, 2014 at 1:54pm
Little did farmer john know the damage he would bring upon the environment and mankind.