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Posted February 5, 2016 at 7:11am
Before the internet, it never occurred to me that people enjoy spending time alone!
 
Posted February 2, 2016 at 2:45pm
This foot isn't free range.
 
Posted January 29, 2016 at 7:46am
Well on the bright side, these chips were really good.
 
Posted January 26, 2016 at 10:27am
I thought this whole cop gig would be my ticket to friendship!
 
Posted January 21, 2016 at 2:56pm
Four... always piss on the edge of the toilet bowl for maximum silence.

Five... always keep door knobs fully turned as you close a door and then slowly release your grip
 
Posted January 19, 2016 at 4:13pm
PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT.
 
Posted January 15, 2016 at 3:15pm
Don't even get me started on how hard it is to do any of this without muscles or tendons.
 
Posted January 13, 2016 at 11:16am
No, I want the condom back.
 
Posted January 8, 2016 at 12:50pm
What's in a name?
 
Posted January 5, 2016 at 3:36pm
Kiss your ass? I thought you'd never ask!