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Posted October 29, 2014 at 2:20pm
This is why I drink.
 
Posted October 27, 2014 at 2:57pm
I'M PUTTING THE PEAR IN MY ASS.
 
Posted October 23, 2014 at 2:21pm
and 0 is the new...
 
Posted October 21, 2014 at 1:53pm
Gonna whip me to death? Wait...
 
Posted October 16, 2014 at 2:05pm
Look into its eyes. There's no mercy left in those eyes.
 
Posted October 13, 2014 at 1:11pm
What do you even feed a house?

Small children you buffoon! Common knowledge.
 
Posted October 10, 2014 at 2:01pm
The dictionary has all of the answers, just the words are in the wrong order.
 
Posted October 6, 2014 at 3:22pm
Okay, so I ate some poop earlier. I'm only human!