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Posted Today at 8:04 am
Stu stole that hat and the police have never been able to catch him. They can't.
 
Posted December 7, 2016 at 1:46pm
That kiss was so crazy my tie disappeared!
 
Posted December 5, 2016 at 1:35pm
They'll know what's the right thing to do.
 
Posted November 30, 2016 at 2:22pm
Oh Susanna, there is no reason to cry. I'm from Alabama. Nobody cries in Alabama.
 
Posted November 28, 2016 at 8:35am
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
 
Posted November 22, 2016 at 3:29pm
Tell me. What is it like to dream?
 
Posted November 21, 2016 at 2:35pm
All sorts of extra stupid shit on my patreon: https://www.patreon.com/mrlovenstein
 
Posted November 18, 2016 at 7:41am
I'll measure that dick right down to nanometers if I have to!
 
Posted November 15, 2016 at 7:55am
I'm free. I'm free from the burden of wearing a cool hat.
 
Posted November 11, 2016 at 9:11am
Let sleeping men trapped inside a dog's body lie.