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Posted October 21, 2016 at 7:49am
Pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me that's a sin. I won't tear the sack up. Punk you'd better back up.
Posted October 18, 2016 at 3:03pm
God do I love tiny cups.
Posted October 14, 2016 at 4:20pm
Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, kids started wearing ball caps SIDEWAYS for God's sake!
Posted October 13, 2016 at 1:44pm
I miss the old days. You used to love ripping my liver out. We had a good thing going.
Posted October 7, 2016 at 6:54am
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Sloppy.
Posted October 5, 2016 at 7:22am
Take pride in your short-comings for Pete's sake!
Posted October 3, 2016 at 11:04am
Aw yea! Monday! Even better!
Posted September 29, 2016 at 6:36am
I know bees are important, but pandas don't buzz around my head and try to sting me!
Posted September 27, 2016 at 8:39am
I tried to race in the Kentucky Derby, but I lost by a nose.
Posted September 24, 2016 at 8:37am
How is your tie even staying on right now?