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Posted January 20, 2017 at 7:43am
Nothing says love quite like a pair of amputated body parts.
 
Posted January 18, 2017 at 7:23am
Back at the ranch.
 
Posted January 12, 2017 at 7:56am
Do you think these are my eyes?
 
Posted January 10, 2017 at 2:20pm
No glove. No love.
 
Posted January 5, 2017 at 1:17pm
Normally I'd say you can't make someone fall in love with you, but you're proving me wrong.
 
Posted January 3, 2017 at 8:48am
That's some watered down social commentary
 
Posted December 17, 2016 at 5:30pm
"Is that my grandma?"
 
Posted December 16, 2016 at 8:18am
Maybe I use too much verbiage.
 
Posted December 14, 2016 at 8:01am
Let's be honest. You were no substitute for a proper pair of buns.
 
Posted December 10, 2016 at 8:04am
Stu stole that hat and the police have never been able to catch him. They can't.