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Posted Yest. at 5:58 pm
I'm sorry, but happiness has ravaged your teeth.
 
Posted May 1, 2015 at 4:33pm
The US government requested that I clarify that the beams did not technically melt, but were certainly weakened by the heat generated by burning jet fuel.
 
Posted April 28, 2015 at 3:37pm
RT if you're going with the flow.
 
Posted April 24, 2015 at 10:20am
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and a virgin sacrifice.
 
Posted April 21, 2015 at 5:11pm
Tobacco used to be in the group, but decided he was too cool for us.
 
Posted April 17, 2015 at 2:24pm
Larva pride.
 
Posted April 13, 2015 at 3:23pm
It's more than a spoonful, baby.
 
Posted April 10, 2015 at 1:58pm
Easy come, easy go.
 
Posted April 7, 2015 at 4:57pm
Study your math, kids, and you could bring people back from the dead someday!
 
Posted April 3, 2015 at 1:20pm
HA! I replaced my legs with two long strands of denim thread!